By purchasing our handcrafted, absolutely refreshing lemonade, you acknowledge that you may experience excessive joy, extreme thirst-quenching, and an uncontrollable urge for a second cup. We are not responsible for any lemonade addiction that may occur.

Our vegan, fragrance-free slime is designed for maximum squish satisfaction. However, if you attempt to use it as shampoo, wallpaper, or a fashion accessory, that’s on you. No refunds for slime-related mischief.

Our locally sourced beaded bracelets are guaranteed to make your wrist look 87% cooler. However, they do not grant superpowers, unlimited wealth, or the ability to talk to animals. If your bracelet does, in fact, start talking to you, we strongly suggest taking a nap.

By shopping at Bronte Girls, you agree to have fun, enjoy your purchase, and tell all your friends that we’re awesome. Failure to do so may result in us staring at you with mild disappointment.